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Hello loyal viewers. All 2 of you. (see bottom)

Ha made you look at all the modelesque pictures of me. I made this hat on a loom, and I used two different colored yarns at the same time. You may have noticed that the hat is pink and blue if you have good eyesight and are not colorblind. I think it looks super rad. Whoo. I like how the top of the hat is just blue. You may be thinking that this is an artistic choice, but I just ran out of pink yarn. Aren't you having a good time learning my secrets? Don't trust everything you see on the internet.  I've been knitting a lot. I'm still working on my blanket if you're following along.

EXTREME KNITTING

I'm so freaking excited! I got size 50 knitting needles!!! I also got BIG yarn. I feel like a tiny(er) person with these big fucking knitting needles. I love them so much. Can you believe this? CAN YOU? The yarn was $10 at Michael's, which was pretty expensive. Oh well. THIS IS EXTREME KNITTING, AND I'M MAKING A BLANKET WHICH WILL BE VERY AMAZING (hopefully). I'm basically Anna Mo. But I'm not working in as big of a size as she is, but ok her stuff is so cool, and I'm basically her. Ok? Just let this be. I'm just like her. 

aLOOMinate your life

Hello I went on a knitting splurge and I bought myself this wonderful contraption called a loom. I made this hat in a couple of hours. Oh my gosh. I basically recreated the last hat with a loom. It's a little too see through, but it's very nice. I like this one. Get excited to see some beautiful pictures:

I took so long to make this hat, because this hat takes a long time to make.

Welcome everybody to a new post. This hat took a couple of weeks to make this. This is the same pattern as the post called "I finally finished the hat!" Be sure to check that one out, because that post is just wonderful. I like the way it looks, but I don't really like the way I sewed it up in the back. I made this with straight knitting needles. Please enjoy these pictures along with the beautiful neon green Paranorman shirt that I got for FREEE. 

Matchy matchy again

Hello all my loving followers. I made this hat awhile ago. I like it, but I don't like the top, and how I put it together. I think maybe the brim should have been smaller. The stitches look good, though! I used a circular needle. I deem it unwearable! I will keep trying. My next hat will be made on straight needles. I'm matching in the pictures other than the first one.

The Ugly Circus Hat

Such a pretty color, yet such an ugly hat. I used straight needles for this, and you have to knit a row and purl a row to get the flat look that I wanted. I think maybe I used to many stitches. I used 80. The needles were a size 5 I think. I'm so matchy matchy in this. Does it go? Or would Tim Gunn disapprove? So so ugly. I'm sorry you had to witness this hat. I love this color! Another hat is on the way! I have been knitting a lot lately. Have a nice day. 

I finished the hat!

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Haha I made you look at my beautiful face and hat in order to read this. I think I look really cute in the 5th picture down. DEAL WITH IT! GO SELF ESTEEM! Anyway, I started this hat when I was in a super long car trip in California looking at colleges. I restarted this three times, and I'm glad I did, because I really like the way it turned out! (Except I don't like the top. I messed up on that. Oh well). Just don't look at the top. Just kidding, you can do whatever you want. Just remember that there are consequences to your actions, and your viewership. This hat took so long to make, because it's so long, because you have to roll up the brim really far up. I really liked this pattern. I really like the way it looks like a for real hat! Whoo Forever 21, here I come! I saw one of these in a Forever 21, and I was like "I want to make that." AND I MADE IT! That's why I took so long, my loving followers. I'm probably going to look back on this, and be like "I thought that was good?" That's ok, though because I'm improving!!! WHOO for improvement, and for finally being proud of my wooooooooooooork! ARTSY aS HELL. I don't know I'm kind of excited about this. But not that excited.